[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text] It's official. I live in the nicest ghetto in Arizona. This image was taken 200 yards from my front door. Now before anyone is upset... This is behind a Walmart that faces the entrance to my community. Unfortunately... the kind of homeless encampment we are seeing in my...
Hello! Great news, GET Phoenix Young Professionals, the organization I belong to, published another one of my articles. This one on safety. It was first posted on my Phoenix AZ Ad Agency website and then slightly edited for GET's purposes and reposted there with my bio and other contact information....
Reclaim your email box. It will change your happiness level. Take the time to open your gmail box and unsubscribe from all the garbage that has cluttered it over the years. This may take weeks to do but if you carve out just 5 minutes per day to attack the...
After a long hiatus I finally returned to taking care of my company's business. I'd like to take the time to thank so many people who have taken time to give me input on how to rebuild after my time away. At first I wasn't sure how to go about...
Professional Cloud Network Engineer Certification exam guide A Professional Cloud Network Engineer implements and manages network architectures in Google Cloud. This individual may work on networking or cloud teams with architects who design cloud infrastructure. The Cloud Network Engineer uses the Google Cloud Console and/or command line interface, and...
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when and who was it for you? hop out the rav 4 and apply the topical proof. you got a gold tooth. so whats missing boo? truth or a snoop? traction. troops. called this woman I used to love. strange. hope she doesnt hate me forever. i told her the...
Homeward Bound - ( 602) 263-7654 Creates pathways out of poverty for homeless families in the Valley. Keeping families together and assuring every family has a home. https://homewardboundaz.org/ A New Leaf - (480) 969-4024 Assists to connect individuals with resources, including homeless and domestic violence shelters with services, affordable housing...
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]Here are the first designs for the imaginary defense brand. Shhh. Don't tell anyone. [vc_media_grid grid_id="vc_gid:1630376088793-d62fe971-c89f-10" include="7683,7684,7685,7686,7687,7688,7689,7690,7691,7692,7693,7694,7695,7696,7697,7698"][/vc_column_text][vc_single_image image="7705" img_size="" alignment="center" onclick="custom_link" link="https://jasonpatrickkelly.com/imaginary-defense/"][/vc_column][/vc_row]
Technology Requirements Laptop (If you don't have one, we may be able to secure one to use) Cell Phone with Ability to Run Apps and Connect to Wifi All Classes 2 Hours Unless Noted Otherwise Homework Overview – There is approximately 20 Hours of Required Study Broken Up Over 10...
I bought my first gun in the parking lot of an IKEA in Tempe, Arizona. The guy selling would just wait for the sale models each weekend at Dick's sporting goods in the same parking lot. Go in and buy like 10 then come out to his pickup truck and...
So there are racist people who are now trying to make things really tough for the street vendors and the elote man right now. And I'm kind of torn because I don't support or think that racist people should be driving all over Southern California, Arizona, Texas and New Mexico...
Whoever came up with the term defund the police is a moron. You got smart people out here now thinking we want to completely abolish law enforcement. The reality of the defund the police movement from people who actually are doing the work is to limit the amount of military...
1 I Awareness Campaigns 2 I Communication Upgrades (Phones, Chat, Messenger, Email) 3 I Creative Design Work (On-Call or Regular Scheduled Content [Starting at $65 per hour with 2-hour minimum, project work quotes available]) 4 I Website Management (On-Call or Regular Meetings and Maintenance [Starting at 400 per month.]) 5...
Why I am a supporter of the Pro ACT of 2021 I'm pro worker and pro union. What the gig economy has done to their workers is absurd and is only allowed to happen here in the United States. The legalese of the three prongs needs to be scaled back...
It is not transphobic to have the opinion that boys who produce testosterone should not be allowed to run against girls who do not. These silly people are a big reason why we have a hard time winning conservative baby boomers over to our side. It is transphobic to discriminate...
Update: I am no longer at the Novel Building. My new office address is 2 North Central Avenue Phoenix AZ 85004. I will get back to this course as soon as I smooth out some bumps in my hiring process. [vc_video link="https://youtu.be/cS8NwmKJfaA"]
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text] I really want to start my own party. The Supra-Nationalist-Liberal-Constitution Party: Legal Path to Citizenship Workers Rights Expansion Border Wall Expansion AI Articles of Abuse Collapse of the Inferior Trading Floors Campaign Reform (No more corporate sponsors. $5,000 maximum corporation & individual donation limit. Campaign Length Two Month Limit...
I came across this goodie when thinking about the ridiculousness that was my high school football team. When thinking about how to draw up a 35 Army Trap and go figure I went looking on a profitable spree of trial testing which resulted in one download and one web app...
I am interested in women who are either going to post-secondary school or have a job. A career and family focused ambition is a plus. If you aren't an alcohol snob, like 90-minute movies with predictable outcomes and prefer San Diego to Vegas, message me. I have a wild imagination,...
My only contribution to the "every celebrity is a pedo sex monster" cause is this. About 10 years ago I remember reading this vague article about this woman named Emma Sayles. She was a very well-to-do socialite who ran a sex party company. This company, Killing Kittens, catered specifically to...
1 in 100 Adult US Males is literally out to hurt, manipulate or steal from you. This isn't the common criminal who may recognize a mark and then steal from a house with no alarm system. This is the type of individual who will use a multitude of interpersonal tools...
This is a project I made for the charity Phoenix Sports Academy. It consists of social media images and videos (more…)
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]I started the company because people pay to much for a bunch of service providers. Also because I saw some commercials on the internet about lambo's and model's and I was like who doesn't like lambo's and model's? Turns out though that you can only get them through hard work...
[vc_video link="https://youtu.be/AQvL_sOdANk"]Obviously, by now you know that I work in midtown Phoenix. This is just a thank you video I did for the company opening up in the area. Maskadorez. Fresh burritos and street tacos are really good. Check them out 53 W. Thomas Phoenix 85013
It's just a matter of time before automated vending restaurants work their way into every city in America. People may think this is not a big deal but the cost breakdown is fairly simple. $10,000 for the initial engineering, $1000 plus travel for installation, $5k-$15k for the robot. $100 introductory...
Security is simple. You just have to know the parts you need to put the puzzle together. Are you a single person running a complex business? Okay, well then you are probably collecting some level of information from customers. This means something very simple. People trust you. Now you may...
Recently the right-wing of the Republican party, the tea party tea partiers, the QAnon people, you know the ones that are taking the digital Warrior oaths. They have decided to unite their fractioned party under the banner of an idea that Democrats are evil blood-drinking monsters who revel in the...
The first thing you need to consider is whether you're getting a logo from some logo builder website that some smart a** thinks that they can charge you a few hundred bucks for when in reality it's just got a new coat of paint slapped over a generic clip art....
Like many dozens of millions of people on planet Earth, my website CMS is managed by WordPress. Well, guess what? Sitelock just found malware on my website. No alarm, they fixed it and removed the files from my Cpanel. Looks like I was the victim of what is called a...
Didn't George Carlin say the owners don't want aware, smart and educated people? It's hilarious that this is a thing that has to be said. Why would anyone be opposed to educating the public? Why do Republican's oppose education? Why is Ducey being vilified by the Tea Party for raising...
Arizona Bike Ads will employ enough people for two full-time routes. These 80 hours of strenuous labor will be paid out at $20 per hour plus benefits. We may have more than 5 on-call cyclists and two on-call administrative. I think we can auction off both sides of the banners...
The first few seasons of American Dad are racist, sexist, homophobic and xenophobic. I guess that was the point from the get-go, hence the premise of the 'Merica' f*ck yeah CIA agent character Stan Smith. I don't even think some of the jokes are funny. Most are not and leave...
[vc_single_image image="6215" img_size="full" alignment="center" onclick="link_image"][vc_column_text]If you look carefully you can see my typhoon drone hovering the background. Here's the whole video.[/vc_column_text][vc_video link="https://youtu.be/iXOFbyyCh5w"]
I went through my Facebook page and my computer and tried to round up all the photos of me or at least get them into the right folder. But plot twist: turns out I'm a narcissist and there are way too many photos of my scattered through 20 minutes of...
So we are rolling out our new product services offering mid-July. This service will officially take us out of the single website business and into the agency of record business. This will include services across 10 major categories of business. They are Digital Advertising, Social Media, Design, WordPress, SEO, Google...
So you guys know for like a few years now, I have been talking about this AR/VR experience I've wanted to bring to Phoenix. Well, Google launched the product I need to understand in order for that to happen. Now that I have a development team in India who is...
So you wanna start a business where calling people is the crux of your existence? Want to get hired where you will be competing for recognition in a call center full of talkers? Here are the metrics you are going to need to adhere to. They are simple. This post...
You are probably familiar with my learning page by now, but are you aware that Google also offers courses for the working professional? The Google Tech Dev Guide is basically a gift from the tech gods. It covers things like Data Science, Deep Learning and Neural Networks. (more…)
You may be thinking, "Great website but what can you actually do for me?" Great question. This blog article covers everything I feel comfortable charging for. (more…)
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]What is G Suite? G Suite is a cloud-based productivity suite that helps teams communicate, collaborate and get things done from anywhere and on any device. It's simple to set up, use and manage, so your business can focus on what really matters. (more…)
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]New office! Click through to see the rest of the photos. (more…)