I am interested in women who are either going to post-secondary school or have a job. A career and family focused ambition is a plus. If you aren’t an alcohol snob, like 90-minute movies with predictable outcomes and prefer San Diego to Vegas, message me. I have a wild imagination, enjoy occasional seafood buffets and spend a lot of time in the pool.
Our mutual existence would include but not be limited to daily yet never boring conversations about worldly observations, sharing construct simulation secrets, revelations about the inner workings of government and cooking homemade meals. Add time on the couch while making fun of the television and hiking sporadically to that lineup and you might get a good picture of what will take up a majority of our time together.
I enjoy reading, anything outdoors and urban jungle adventures. My tastes in music are fairly common and I easily get sucked into the top 40 on the radio. I’d like to meet someone who has similar life goals as I do; home ownership being one of them. Eating healthy and exercising, even on a basic level should be important to you as it is to me. I can cook and I enjoy sushi. Stephen Colbert and The Daily Show round out most of my days. Keeping up to date with most of the major events from around the world is important to me because I plan on visiting the thermosphere one day. On Friday, I unwind with music and Adobe Photoshop. During the weekend I hike, jog, play video games and work on future construction projects, beer is usually available. Sometimes I spend time with family.
Considering it’s all relative, the last book I read was Condoleezza Rice’s autobiography. I’m currently Reading one of Jimmy Carter’s books about his creation of the Carter Center after his retirement from the White House. I just bought Alan Greenspan’s [u] The Age of Turbulence [/u] at Goodwill and occasionally flip to any page I haven’t written on already just to find some object of outrage. But here’s the thing, at any given time I only know what I’m talking about. An in-depth discussion on an unrelated topic will reveal to most that I am able to divert attention, transition to smothering dissent, pander to with niceties and/or garner respect through the dissemination of proverbial wisdoms. An expert can dance around me. A novice will get put down. A beginner will love me. If that sounds weird to you, please contact me.
I think the invention of hand sanitizer will be one day looked at as an evolutionary milestone for the super-organism which wipes homo-sapiens off this planet. I will never wear socks with sandals or eat the last potato chip. Hanging up my clothes after work is also kind of an ongoing issue.
I surf for new information constantly, am allowed to work poolside when I behave. Occasionally I drink so much coffee that if I did not have a voice enabled computer to accommodate my constant aerobic activity, I would not be able to get anything done. I consider myself a Christian but only because Jesus was really nice to people and protected his neighbors by speaking in parables. He also loved booze. If you eat shellfish, you shouldn’t discriminate against gay people. Just about any type of music you set my ears open to expands my emotional spectrum. If you have something new to listen to and you feel like sharing, enlighten me. I tried to be funny, but most people know I’m a counter puncher so this online stuff makes me feel strange.
I know many women think if a guy only has a bunch of selfies he doesn’t have friends. Maybe they just don’t want their pictures on this website. I smile when I laugh and it’s hard to start laughing for a self-portrait. I don’t have straight bottom teeth. More often than not the rent is paid on time. I support the Paycheck Fairness Act and question the intentions of those who do not.
A relationship with me is not going to be filled with arguments over whether you think taking the trash out at midnight by yourself is a good idea just because you think you should be able to. I will make sure to have done it before it was an issue anyway. I travel when I’m feeling anxious about the state of our economy. You know, for research purposes. When our relationship becomes serious, you can come too. (Work or school permitting of course.)
I want to live til at least 80 years old and you should too. I’m looking for an attractive woman with a healthy immune system, a positive outlook on the future and a sometimes painful sarcasm. Acquiring a long time companion who enjoys natural foods but won’t make excuses as to why we shouldn’t exercise is probably the best thing for me right now.
Regarding self-improvement: I am constantly developing a number of handy talents you might find appealing. Every month I try to learn a new skill. This month it’s Corporate Espionage for Dummies. Lastly, I will never turn down your requests for help. Mainly because I refuse to let my next relationship devolve into a television sitcom where everyone around us wonders why such a talented and beautiful woman is dating a bumbling idiot. I want you to know why we’re a team and be reminded often. It’s not all peaches and cream in the Kingdom though. I took some time off from this world’s reality recently to gather my focus for what’s to come. Fortunately, I have been placed back on the yellow brick road to success.
If you are a pet owner, that’s cool, but please don’t contact me if you are one of the crazy women who refers to your dog as your child. No, your dog is not your child. Children are tiny people birthed by adult female human beings. Dogs are four-legged canine companions you pick up at the pound after seeing a really sad commercial for the Humane Society.
Together we can make it off this planet quicker than we will alone.