The Cyber Punk Future of Midtown Phoenix

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Homelessness is Rising in the 85035

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]   It's official. I live in the nicest ghetto in Arizona. This image was taken 200 yards from my front door. Now before anyone is upset... This is behind a Walmart that faces the entrance to my community. Unfortunately... the kind of homeless encampment we are seeing in my...

Jason was Published at GET Phoenix Young Professionals

Hello! Great news, GET Phoenix Young Professionals, the organization I belong to, published another one of my articles. This one on safety. It was first posted on my Phoenix AZ Ad Agency website and then slightly edited for GET's purposes and reposted there with my bio and other contact information....

Returned From Hiatus

After a long hiatus I finally returned to taking care of my company's business. I'd like to take the time to thank so many people who have taken time to give me input on how to rebuild after my time away. At first I wasn't sure how to go about...

International Call Codes

  93 Afghanistan 355 Albania 213 Algeria 1 American 376 Andorra 244 Angola 1 Anguilla 1 Antigua 54 Argentina 374 Armenia 297 Aruba 61 Australia 43 Austria 994 Azerbaijan 1 Bahamas 973 Bahrain 880 Bangladesh 1 Barbados 375 Belarus 32 Belgium 501 Belize 229 Benin 1 Bermuda 975 Bhutan 591...

First Drunk Dial In Six Years

when and who was it for you? hop out the rav 4 and apply the topical proof. you got a gold tooth. so whats missing boo? truth or a snoop? traction. troops. called this woman I used to love. strange. hope she doesnt hate me forever. i told her the...

City of Phoenix Community Housing Help

Homeward Bound - ( 602) 263-7654 Creates pathways out of poverty for homeless families in the Valley. Keeping families together and assuring every family has a home. https://homewardboundaz.org/ A New Leaf - (480) 969-4024 Assists to connect individuals with resources, including homeless and domestic violence shelters with services, affordable housing...

Opening Teebound Shirt Sales Try

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]Here are the first designs for the imaginary defense brand. Shhh. Don't tell anyone. [vc_media_grid grid_id="vc_gid:1630376088793-d62fe971-c89f-10" include="7683,7684,7685,7686,7687,7688,7689,7690,7691,7692,7693,7694,7695,7696,7697,7698"][/vc_column_text][vc_single_image image="7705" img_size="" alignment="center" onclick="custom_link" link="https://jasonpatrickkelly.com/imaginary-defense/"][/vc_column][/vc_row]

Youth Technology Course Overview

Technology Requirements Laptop (If you don't have one, we may be able to secure one to use) Cell Phone with Ability to Run Apps and Connect to Wifi All Classes 2 Hours Unless Noted Otherwise Homework Overview – There is approximately 20 Hours of Required Study Broken Up Over 10...

My First Pistol

I bought my first gun in the parking lot of an IKEA in Tempe, Arizona. The guy selling would just wait for the sale models each weekend at Dick's sporting goods in the same parking lot. Go in and buy like 10 then come out to his pickup truck and...

Immigration and Small Business Licensure

So there are racist people who are now trying to make things really tough for the street vendors and the elote man right now. And I'm kind of torn because I don't support or think that racist people should be driving all over Southern California, Arizona, Texas and New Mexico...

Reallocation of Resources

Whoever came up with the term defund the police is a moron. You got smart people out here now thinking we want to completely abolish law enforcement. The reality of the defund the police movement from people who actually are doing the work is to limit the amount of military...

Master List of Jason Kelly Services

1 I Awareness Campaigns 2 I Communication Upgrades (Phones, Chat, Messenger, Email) 3 I Creative Design Work (On-Call or Regular Scheduled Content [Starting at $65 per hour with 2-hour minimum, project work quotes available]) 4 I Website Management (On-Call or Regular Meetings and Maintenance [Starting at 400 per month.]) 5...

Pro Act of 2021

Why I am a supporter of the Pro ACT of 2021 I'm pro worker and pro union. What the gig economy has done to their workers is absurd and is only allowed to happen here in the United States. The legalese of the three prongs needs to be scaled back...

Boys Should Run With Boys

It is not transphobic to have the opinion that boys who produce testosterone should not be allowed to run against girls who do not. These silly people are a big reason why we have a hard time winning conservative baby boomers over to our side. It is transphobic to discriminate...

Youth Technology Advertising Class

Update: I am no longer at the Novel Building. My new office address is 2 North Central Avenue Phoenix AZ 85004. I will get back to this course as soon as I smooth out some bumps in my hiring process. [vc_video link="https://youtu.be/cS8NwmKJfaA"]

The Supra-Nationalist-Liberal-Constitution Party

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text] I really want to start my own party. The Supra-Nationalist-Liberal-Constitution Party: Legal Path to Citizenship Workers Rights Expansion Border Wall Expansion AI Articles of Abuse Collapse of the Inferior Trading Floors Campaign Reform (No more corporate sponsors. $5,000 maximum corporation & individual donation limit. Campaign Length Two Month Limit...

The Best Free Pro Football Playbook Maker

I came across this goodie when thinking about the ridiculousness that was my high school football team. When thinking about how to draw up a 35 Army Trap and go figure I went looking on a profitable spree of trial testing which resulted in one download and one web app...

Who I was looking for 8 years ago.

I am interested in women who are either going to post-secondary school or have a job. A career and family focused ambition is a plus.  If you aren't an alcohol snob, like 90-minute movies with predictable outcomes and prefer San Diego to Vegas, message me. I have a wild imagination,...

What About Her

My only contribution to the "every celebrity is a pedo sex monster" cause is this. About 10 years ago I remember reading this vague article about this woman named Emma Sayles. She was a very well-to-do socialite who ran a sex party company. This company, Killing Kittens, catered specifically to...

American Psychopaths

1 in 100 Adult US Males is literally out to hurt, manipulate or steal from you. This isn't the common criminal who may recognize a mark and then steal from a house with no alarm system. This is the type of individual who will use a multitude of interpersonal tools...

Phoenix Sports Academy Fundraiser

  This is a project I made for the charity Phoenix Sports Academy. It consists of social media images and videos   (more…)

Lightrailoffices.com project

[vc_video link="https://youtu.be/AQvL_sOdANk"]Obviously, by now you know that I work in midtown Phoenix. This is just a thank you video I did for the company opening up in the area. Maskadorez. Fresh burritos and street tacos are really good. Check them out 53 W. Thomas Phoenix 85013

Restaurant Automation

It's just a matter of time before automated vending restaurants work their way into every city in America. People may think this is not a big deal but the cost breakdown is fairly simple. $10,000 for the initial engineering, $1000 plus travel for installation, $5k-$15k for the robot. $100 introductory...

Small Business Security

Security is simple. You just have to know the parts you need to put the puzzle together. Are you a single person running a complex business? Okay, well then you are probably collecting some level of information from customers. This means something very simple. People trust you. Now you may...

Don’t Just Post, Do Something or Donate

Recently the right-wing of the Republican party, the tea party tea partiers, the QAnon people, you know the ones that are taking the digital Warrior oaths. They have decided to unite their fractioned party under the banner of an idea that Democrats are evil blood-drinking monsters who revel in the...

Logo Design Considerations

The first thing you need to consider is whether you're getting a logo from some logo builder website that some smart a** thinks that they can charge you a few hundred bucks for when in reality it's just got a new coat of paint slapped over a generic clip art....

Web Designer Security Measures

Like many dozens of millions of people on planet Earth, my website CMS is managed by WordPress. Well, guess what? Sitelock just found malware on my website. No alarm, they fixed it and removed the files from my Cpanel. Looks like I was the victim of what is called a...

Jason Kelly Supports Increased Education Funding

Didn't George Carlin say the owners don't want aware, smart and educated people? It's hilarious that this is a thing that has to be said. Why would anyone be opposed to educating the public? Why do Republican's oppose education? Why is Ducey being vilified by the Tea Party for raising...

Arizona Bike Ads

Arizona Bike Ads will employ enough people for two full-time routes. These 80 hours of strenuous labor will be paid out at $20 per hour plus benefits. We may have more than 5 on-call cyclists and two on-call administrative. I think we can auction off both sides of the banners...

American Dad, I’m a Fan

The first few seasons of American Dad are racist, sexist, homophobic and xenophobic. I guess that was the point from the get-go, hence the premise of the 'Merica' f*ck yeah CIA agent character Stan Smith. I don't even think some of the jokes are funny. Most are not and leave...

Jason Plays Alone

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The Times I’ve been Slender

I went through my Facebook page and my computer and tried to round up all the photos of me or at least get them into the right folder. But plot twist: turns out I'm a narcissist and there are way too many photos of my scattered through 20 minutes of...

Phone Time Metrics

So you wanna start a business where calling people is the crux of your existence? Want to get hired where you will be competing for recognition in a call center full of talkers? Here are the metrics you are going to need to adhere to. They are simple. This post...

A New Office

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]New office! Click through to see the rest of the photos. (more…)