Restaurant Automation

It's just a matter of time before automated vending restaurants work their way into every city in America. People may think this is not a big deal but the cost breakdown is fairly simple. $10,000 for the initial engineering, $1000 plus travel for installation, $5k-$15k for the robot. $100 introductory...

Small Business Security

Security is simple. You just have to know the parts you need to put the puzzle together. Are you a single person running a complex business? Okay, well then you are probably collecting some level of information from customers. This means something very simple. People trust you. Now you may...

Don’t Just Post, Do Something or Donate

Recently the right-wing of the Republican party, the tea party tea partiers, the QAnon people, you know the ones that are taking the digital Warrior oaths. They have decided to unite their fractioned party under the banner of an idea that Democrats are evil blood-drinking monsters who revel in the...

Logo Design Considerations

The first thing you need to consider is whether you're getting a logo from some logo builder website that some smart a** thinks that they can charge you a few hundred bucks for when in reality it's just got a new coat of paint slapped over a generic clip art....

Web Designer Security Measures

Like many dozens of millions of people on planet Earth, my website CMS is managed by WordPress. Well, guess what? Sitelock just found malware on my website. No alarm, they fixed it and removed the files from my Cpanel. Looks like I was the victim of what is called a...

Jason Kelly Supports Increased Education Funding

Didn't George Carlin say the owners don't want aware, smart and educated people? It's hilarious that this is a thing that has to be said. Why would anyone be opposed to educating the public? Why do Republican's oppose education? Why is Ducey being vilified by the Tea Party for raising...

Arizona Bike Ads

Arizona Bike Ads will employ enough people for two full-time routes. These 80 hours of strenuous labor will be paid out at $20 per hour plus benefits. We may have more than 5 on-call cyclists and two on-call administrative. I think we can auction off both sides of the banners...

American Dad, I’m a Fan

The first few seasons of American Dad are racist, sexist, homophobic and xenophobic. I guess that was the point from the get-go, hence the premise of the 'Merica' f*ck yeah CIA agent character Stan Smith. I don't even think some of the jokes are funny. Most are not and leave...

Jason Plays Alone

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The Times I’ve been Slender

I went through my Facebook page and my computer and tried to round up all the photos of me or at least get them into the right folder. But plot twist: turns out I'm a narcissist and there are way too many photos of my scattered through 20 minutes of...