Jason Patrick Kelly
“Thank goodness for the ones who love you.
Without their sacrifice, you wouldn’t even be a memory.”
By now you are probably seeing that I’m a business owner, photographer and web designer. But that’s not all. Here’s the list of knowledge verticals where I may be of some service.
Critical Thinking
AdWords Management
Teaching
Facebook Advertising
Social Media Services
Speaking Spanish (not hearing it)
Cat Videos
Market Research
Tasty Food
Search Engine Optimization
Conversational Analysis
Community Policing
Website Hosting
Charitable Contributions
Youtube Account Management
Animal Advocacy
Professional Photography
Copy Writing
Email Drip Marketing
Content Curation
Volunteer Work
Abstract Math & Science
Business Directory Optimization
Creative Designer
Homeless Community Outreach
Asymmetric Warfare
Email Hosting and Migration
Scooter Enthusiast
Drone Videography
Apparel
Project Management
Political Activism
Public Speaking
WordPress Website Design
IPAs
CRM Installations and Integrations
Google Account Services
Trimble Sketchup
Servers
Mental Health Advocacy
Family Time
Reliable
If you make a deal with Jason, he will honor the deal. He will work on your project until, within reason, you are happy. He also shows up on time. If you are a crazy person expecting telepathy, Jason is not for you.
Communication
Before the ink dries, communication protocols are set for any deal. He prides himself in keeping in constant contact with clients throughout the length of their engagement.
Universal Faith
God loves you. Even the parts of you, you do not. Whether spiritual or religious, it does not really matter. Please believe in a being more powerful than yourself. One day you will need the help of a higher power and you better pray he has your back.
Charity
Right now, there are humans and animals in need of love, affection, food, clean water, mentorship, housing, shelter and or education. Find a way to help. Make it a priority.
Animal Welfare
You consider yourself superior to animals do ya? Then treat them with kindness and respect. If they try to hurt you, use your superior intellect for a mutually beneficial outcome which causes the least harm.
Environmentalism
You believe there is one earth. You also believe in the conservation of resources. You also believe in publicly shaming people who leave trash on the ground. Community recycling plan initiation is crucial.
Friendship
An airport drop-off, physical labor for a move or maybe just to lend a patient ear during a break-up vent. Always be available to strengthen your bonds.
Security
Mandatory Access Control should never be confused for Discretionary Access. Please see the Ownership of Actions manual for clarification. It’s two pages long and will be available soon.
Education
From the plight of women across the globe to Black Americans in the United States, the lack of basic universal education as a right has stunted humanity’s growth.
Language
Learn to think in a different language. Your neighbor and employer will reward you in kind.
Everywhere people can be found, encourage the spread of knowledge.
Technology
We’re headed towards a singularity. Whether you are following Neuralink or not doesn’t mean that this is not going to happen. Jason will also help you reset your passwords.
DIET
Due to his condition, on some days, Jason can not stop eating. The hunger is never satisfied and the feeling of being full just never gets there. This period usually lasts for a couple of months out of the year. He’s tried to explain his hibernation preparation pattern to doctors. Who knows if anyone actually listened. To combat this destructive overeating habit, Jason eventually forces himself (usually during the summer when the heat lessens the appetite) onto a strict diet consisting of protein cereal, eggs, coffee, oranges, blueberries, raw fish, fat-free milk, meal replacement shake mix, plenty of water, whole bags of spinach and trail mix. I’ve personally seen this man go through this cycle 4 times now. He’ll continue this diet until his good clothes fit and women find him attractive.
EXERCISE
To offset the eating and for just plain old entertainment, Jason came up with what he thinks is an ingenious way to get back into shape from nearly any overweight starting position. You can learn more about how he is able to rapidly lose weight, by reading the rules to his fitness games and heavy carry competitions. As you can see, he also has a passion for drone enhanced basketball. The game displayed in the Google Slides presentation can be played with a drone or alone, over and over again, until you aren’t fat anymore. Also, swimming is super important, so if you are interested in that. He created introductory swimming lessons for kids who have to learn things by watching Youtube.
VOLUNTEERING
Your life is in ruin. All of your things have been stolen. It’s your fault. After your pity party, you realize it is a lack of will power and effort which is keeping you from teaching. With no where to go and no one to bail you out. What do you do first? I’ll tell you what to do, get to the nearest library and retool your skillset. Sleep in a corner on the highest level of the nearest non secured parking garage. Save your money. Buy a good serious person’s coat jacket and pants. Get the cheap shoes from Walmart. Put yourself on the wait list for housing assistance. Save for a 24 hour gym pass. Shower every day. Take the time at the library to brush up on your notoriously bad math skills, find the most serious school in your town, interview with some school officials, get a campus pass and put together an original presentation about ballistics and Newton’s Laws of Motion.
ENHANCING MYSELF
Embracing Educational Videos: Like many, I find myself spending a considerable amount of time watching videos online. However, I’ve recently shifted my focus towards using this time more productively. I’m now dedicating my screen time to learning valuable skills like Adobe Character Animate, Wondershare Filmora, Deep Dream Imaging, and ChatGPT 4. This approach helps me use technology as a tool for achieving my goals, rather than simply consuming media passively.
Balancing Technology and Independence: It’s important to remember that while technology can be a powerful ally in our personal development, over-reliance on digital media can be counterproductive. I’ve recognized this and am now actively managing my website, a step towards engaging with technology meaningfully and mindfully.
Prioritizing Health and Wellness: I’ve also taken a hard look at my eating habits. The ease of services like DoorDash led me into a more sedentary lifestyle, which isn’t conducive to the healthier, happier life I aspire to. In response, I’ve reintegrated a stand-up desk into my routine and revisited the healthier diet I once followed.
Mental Fitness: Retraining my brain is an ongoing endeavor. I strongly believe in the principle of “garbage in, garbage out” when it comes to mental consumption. Reflecting on my recent activities, like reviewing my Google Maps locations from the past month, prompts me to question whether these choices align with the version of myself I strive to be. Maintaining a positive, discerning approach to what I feed my mind is crucial, as I continue to rate experiences not just on service, but also on their contribution to my well-being.
COLLEGE
Basically a how-to guide on how to skip traditional college. There are some other questions getting answered but nothing heavy.
BLOG
Okay, this is an interesting thing that is going on. Jason writes a lot about social issues and shares all kinds of technology-related articles.
CONTACT
Get ahold of him, ask him questions. If you can’t tell by now, the guy likes to talk. A lot. Like, stop it. Seriously. Shut up Jason.
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